Required Reading: eHow – How To Attract A Mexican Man

More unsolicited advice on a topic that I have never actually been successful at

Come on, is this for real? So when I Googled the strange terms that keep leading people to my blog (See Gringo Guide: Unsolicited Mexican Dating Advice), “How to date a Mexican Man,” actually lead to an article on eHow. Now, not that eHow is renown for creditability anyway being that it is mostly user-generated, but I also hate to even point any traffic to this because it is so stupid. I may have never really dated a Mexican man, but a lot of my closest friends are Mexicanos. And if there’s one thing about Mexicanos, it is that, yes – if we’re using generalities, they like white girls, but in the end, more often than not, it takes a Mexicana or a girl with a LOT of inherent sass to tame one. Mexican men are complicated creatures, but the thing about the Mexicana counterpart is: we’re all the same brand of crazy.

Step By Step Instructions According to eHow

1. Lighten your hair and skin as much as possible.

What? No. False. If you’re attracted to a Mexican man the last thing you want to do is change everything about yourself. They don’t always seem like it, but get a Mexicano out of the bar and you’ll probably find he is one of the most genuine people you know. Mexicans are very genuine and accepting people. My adoptive sister actually said it best once when she said, “The thing I love about Mexican men is they will always love you know matter how big you get.” Yeah, I know. She said that. But there’s actually a lot of truth to it.

 2. Wear bright, provocative clothing … they are used to the voluptuous body type of their Latin sisters and are attracted to that type of figure.

Okay, there might some truth to that one, but I still don’t recommend sleazying up unless you are genuinely sleazy. Just keep it genuine, that’s all.

 3. Be attracted to Mexican men.

Duh. What are you a P.H.D. in Laws of Attraction?

 4. Go where the Mexican men are. If your hometown isn’t populated with Mexicans, take a trip to Mexico or other Latin countries or move to a state with a large Mexican population like Texas or California.

Are you serious? So you’re saying that if I live in North Dakota, but I have an itch to date a Mexican man, not a particular Mexican man, just any Mexican man (what??), that your recommendation to me is that I move to Mexico? Actually you’re right. Drop your lame gringa life and move to Mexico and your odds actually become pretty good. If you move to Mexico and end up with a gringo, that’s the universe trying to tell you something.

 5. Sign up for an online dating site where you can state that you are interested in dating Mexican men.

Hi, my name is Dee Anna. I enjoy long walks on the beach, candlelight dinners and sex with Mexican men. What? Really? I’m almost ashamed to be half gringa right now.

 

http://www.ehow.com/how_4464732_attract-mexican-guys.html