Odd Search Term Of The Weak: The Battle For Crazy Advice Continues
“How does a Mexican man woo a girl?”
More interesting then the answer to just a more creepy way to search the typical, “how to date a Mexican man,” is the top results that come up in Google when this term is placed into search:
1. Interracial Dating — How To Information : eHow.com
Oh, eHow. You slay me. Yet again, the seeming go-to beacon of dating advice comes out on top in the never-ending competition to lue in Web traffic via creepy dating advice seekers.
2. Can a 16 year-old girl date and 22 year-old guy? : AnswerBag
Turning up in the same search as this makes me never want to write again and report immediately to the nearest nunnery.
3. Mexican Culture: How can you tell if a Mexican girl is interested …
So a pudgy guy in accounting seeks advice of strangers on the world wide web because a Latina in the cafeteria (I’m being totally serious, I couldn’t make that up if I wanted to) is friendly to him. Society’s advice? Oh, well Mexicans as a race tend to be nice and outgoing so you can’t read into that. Uhhh, how can you tell if a Mexican girl is interested? The same way you can tell if any other girl is interested douchebag, grow a pair and ask her. Geez.
4. Never Trust a Man With a Mustache. Mustachio’d Men Annoy Me
Believe it or not, this one is on Yelp. What does this site just let you post anything any crazy on the street wants to grip about?
5. Required Reading: eHow — How To Attract A Mexican : The Politics Of Going Blonde
Ahhhh, yeah bitches! #5 in the Google search! Moving on up! Take that eHow … Oh, wait. Damn it, eHow. I’m coming for you.
